You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
when a cute guy likes your selfie
when a cute guy reblogs your selfie
when a cute guy thirst follows you
Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating